steve crisp: blog 
steve crisp's blog
we are all doomed
Published Oct. 10, 2008
Val has a sinus infection. And she is taking Biaxin for it. As of last night, she had taken her first two doses.
About 4 am, she gets up out of bed and goes into the bathroom. She comes back out and proclaims that it may not be a good idea for me to go in there anytime soon. I know exactly what she means given that she is taking antibiotics. But then she crawls back into bed and starts farting under the covers.
As soon as I could catch my breath and dry my eyes, I said to her, "you'd better be careful or you're gonna have a major accident."
She said, "Thank you very much, but my sphincter knows exactly what is being produced -- gas, liquid, or solid. I do not have accidents."
Thinking about what she just did under the covers, I said, "What about plasma?"
Val: "I DO NOT shoot plasma out of my ass!"
Right. So does anyone have a spare bedroom or couch I could use for the next ten days or so?
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October 11, 2008 11:08 a.m.
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October 10, 2008 9:56 p.m.
GOLO member since August 28, 2008
October 10, 2008 9:48 p.m.
Please don't say "shoot" to a man whose wife is pharting firey plasma.
gigglegigglesnortsnot
God bless.
Rev. RB
GOLO member since July 2, 2007
October 10, 2008 9:22 p.m.
Is there a guest room in your house???
But if I were you, I wouldn't suggest that you tell HER to go there.
Praying for her.
God bless.
Rev. RB
GOLO member since July 2, 2007
October 10, 2008 9:21 p.m.
Take care!!!!!!!!!
GOLO member since October 9, 2007
October 10, 2008 9:02 p.m.
Haahaahaaahaaaaahaaaa...you poor guy! If she reads this, ya got it coming again tonight....
GOLO member since September 11, 2007
October 10, 2008 8:47 p.m.
GOLO member since September 9, 2007
October 10, 2008 8:33 p.m.
Just reverse the polarity on the warp coil.
(helpful look)
GOLO member since July 15, 2007
October 10, 2008 8:29 p.m.
Shoot you can use our couch for cheesecake...bring it here instead *LOL*
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October 10, 2008 8:27 p.m.
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