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cat stutter

Published Sep. 19, 2008

I got this in an E-mail today:

 Cat Stutter

  A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
 "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.


  A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
  stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
  become, asked the girl to describe the incident.


  "Well", she began, "I was in the back yard
  with my kitty and the
  Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and
  before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"


  "That must've been scary," said the teacher.


  "It sure was," said the little girl. "My
  kitty raised his back, went
  Sssss, Sssss, Sssss" and before he could say
  "Shit," the Rottweiler ate
  him!


  The teacher wet her pants laughing..



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Po' kitteh - that's a riot!

This is fnny poor kitty

I busted a gut. That's funny, I don't care who you are. Plus, it's a happy ending. Whew.

I guess if it's in a blog..AutoZapper doesn't catch it..it's only when you type it S hit

roflmbo!

how in the world were you able to pass by the word filter and spell the "s" word?

hee hee

snort snot? ewwwwwwwww

LOOOOOOOOLLLL! IS TO FUNNY, Poor Kitty!!

gigglegigglesnortsnot

God bless.

Rev. RB

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