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a comedy masterpiece...

Published May. 21, 2008

I have got to blog about this movie.... Airplane is the only film I ever watched that put me completely in the bag the first time I watched it! It is so full of gags you need to see it over and over to catch them all! I wore it out on VHS and now have it on DVD for those times I need a good laugh.

 It's so full of great quotes I don't know where to begin! Any ideas ?? ;-D

 

"looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines!"

"Oh it's a pretty red and white plane with wheels....and it looks like a big Tylenol!"

"Our meal choices were the chicken..or the fish.." "yes, I remember I had lasagna"

"It's a da__ good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts!"

"now the sh_ts gonna hit the fan!"  - PLOP!



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(Handing printout to John)? "What can you make of this?"

John "I can make an umbrella, I can make a duck, I.. (can't remember all of them. I'm always crcking up too much to listen - just watching him play with the paper -- classic!)

Lloyd Bridges: "Johnny. What on the range?"

Johnny: looks at the microwave and tells him the time remaining on the turkey cooking inside.

Leslie Nielson: "What going on?"

Elaine: "I can't tell." (I don't know)

Nielson: "You can tell me. I'm a doctor"

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

That's the best line in the movie!

Well, don't forget the "autopilot."

For some more laughs, rent "Young Frankenstein" - you will NOT be disappointed.

FE

Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help!

Randy: Can I get you something? Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me! Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand. First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG! Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive. Randy: Oh, good. Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine? Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side. Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap! Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help! First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up! Jive Lady: Jive a-- dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

The Saturday Night Fever spoof had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe! He dances... he juggles...he levitates! And of course there was the bar brawl between the 2 girls scouts...

Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

"Sh-- man, that ho-ky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?"

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