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~~witless protection~~ movie review -this is what hollywood needs to be
Published Feb. 22, 2008
Remember when movies made you laugh and cry? Yeah, those were good days and Witless Protection is a classic all the way. It’s one of those films I am reluctant to divulge too much info about as it is just that good. In short, Deputy Larry Stalker played by Larry the Cable Guy, is a insightful redneck who has the ability to identify bad people and is exceptionally honest. The film follows Deputy Larry as he transports red-hot smoking Madeleine, played by Ivana Milicevic, to Chicago so that she can testify against her former boss. Along the way Deputy Larry buys Madeleine pajamas and handcuffs her to a bed.
If you haven’t seen the film, its just plain fun and it’s the kind of film that Hollywood should be making. In every regard Witless Protection is a total home run, a true masterpiece.
Every aspect of the film is fantastic as we are literally treated to numerous fine shots of Madeleine and Connie. Connie, Deputy Larry’s girlfriend, played by Jenny McCarthy is a brick house and has a bass tattooed on her arm. Even though Madeleine’s caboose is ever so slightly meaty her sexy personality makes it all good. Together, the strong acting and top-notch visual effects turn Witless Protection into one of the best films of 2008.
In the end, Witless Protection is firing on all cylinders and is a must see for any hot body film fan. There are many reasons a film “sinks are swims” but when you have hot babes and good ole fashion honesty, then there is no mystery whatsoever.
See trailer here.
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GOLO member since July 2, 2007
February 23, 2008 7:35 a.m.
This movie is definitely different than "Hairspray". Oh I'm busy tomorrow but I would recommend you see this movie. I'm sure Vette would love it.
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February 22, 2008 11:47 p.m.
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February 22, 2008 10:13 p.m.
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