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ahhh.. to be six again
Published Jan 4, 2008
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have
for her Birthday. I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in
the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big
bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster,...everything there
was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head
was reeling and her stomach
felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with
extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband
and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear,
what was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb arss !!
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is going
to get it wrong.
SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN
HANDLE IT
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