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decker does hollywood (employee of the month)

Published Aug 30, 2007

Well, another edition of Decker Does Hollywood this time with Employee of the Month starring Dane Cook, Jessica Simpson and Dax Shepard.

 First of all, I was expecting a hilarious movie out of this.  Dane Cook is one of the funniest men alive in my opinion. Jessica Simpson is a dumb blonde girl and Dax Shepard is one of the guys from Punk'd.

 Ok, plot of the movie: Dane Cook is a lowly box boy at Super Club (similar to Sams Club) who is skimming through his job basically getting other people to do his job for him.  Then a new girl starts and he finds out she has a thing for the Employee of the Month, so he makes it his destiny to get Employee of the Month to win her!

Dane Cook has his typical one liners ALL OVER THE MOVIE!!  It keeps you wanting to see another 20 or 30 minutes every time you hear his one liners.  I give Dane Cook a 5 out of 5 only because he is FREAKING AMAZING!

Jessica Simpson-Hmmm since she only had like 10 lines overall in this entire movie... yea I won't even rate her because I don't think it's worth my time.  But since I am already here 2 out of 5.

Dax Shepard-I really didn't think this story would be about him, but a lot of this movie is about him just as much as Dane Cook.  Dax was really good in this movie and I give him a 4 out of 5 for his sarcastic type of humor.

For the overall movie, I wanted more dumb blonde girl Jessica and they just didn't give me enough of her.  The humor was great in this movie!!!  For the sake of ratings:

4 out of 5 stars (and only loses a star because of the lack of Jessica Simpson.

 

Decker OUT!!!



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You think Dane Cook is funny? How odd?...

It's nice how you highlight the works of different actors and not give them a poor rating even if you're not gung-ho about the movie overall. I like your insight. You've saved me from another one, if this had indeed been on my list. Nice.

Nice - thanks for the review, going to have to rent now!

Thanks for posting this, Decker. It looks like it might be good for a night when you need a good laugh.

This is one I'lll wait for the kid to buy and then I'll watchit. Hate to spend my money on the dvd's unless they're a1 and then I rent them.

Well Dolly and Rah Rah, I am a normal male and liking looking at beautiful ladies. So be it Jessica Simpson is dumb and not very smart. She is quite gorgeous, so in turn I was saddened when they didn't have much of her in this movie...

Stay Tuned for the Next Installment of Decker Does Hollywood!! Might have to wait for a few days because I am heading to Kentucky for the weekend folks!!!

Thanks for the review...I'll put it on my "when there's nothing else to rent" list. :-)

I saw this, and was overall pretty disapppointed. Though, I will admit to being totally fine with minimal Jessica Simpson. Like I wonder noted, I thought she'd be a main character. And I also think her "dumb" blonde act is just that ... an act. She's pretty savvy about her blonde status because nobody expects her to be anything but ... But I think she's talentless, and in my opinion, that trumps dumb. Interesting review, though, Decker. Thanks for posting it!

From the previews I would have thought Jessica would have been in the movie a lot...as far as dumb blonde girl, well, she, like the rest of 'em play their roles well, because you can't be too dumb to make that kind of money!!!

Grand review!! This will really help in making decisions about going to the movies....or wait for the DVDs or just forget them altogether!! Keep up the good work!!

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